GRASSO : 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes SCHOLASTIC 9781443107716

We Canadians are known for our humour — and here's a joke book to prove it!

What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower.

What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights

How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo

Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme

You'll laugh and you'll groan — but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!